muddyshade:

(via heavenlysuccubus)

lesbiancarlyrae:

Full offence but I need to sit in a river

(via lobotamey)

diego-hargreeves:

The Hargreeves family as John Mulaney quotes.

(via lobotamey)

one-abuse-survivor:

Me: I’m scared I might secretly be an awful person and I’m just fooling everyone into thinking I’m good.

Therapist: the fact that you care so deeply about being a bad person is proof that you’re actually good. Bad people don’t mind being bad.

Me: oH NO, I have fooled her too,

(via raisinonthefloor)

wafflesandsyrup:

(via theliveswechosetolive)

stability:

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

(via theliveswechosetolive)

klubbhead:

mornington-the-crescent:

klubbhead:

edensmidian:

I hate English

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Fuck you

(via theliveswechosetolive)

hozierfemme:

nobody:

co—star: 🚫 Trouble with sex & love

(via fauxastrology)

imransuleiman:

(via theliveswechosetolive)